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About Johnny:
I dreamed I died, ended up at the gates of Heaven
Greeted by a man Saint someone, said "How's the ride son?"
It's been alright, at times a little ro ...read more
Mission Statement:
Before all hell breaks loose
before the hangmans noose
and as the sun goes down
I'll say
It's a Good Day To Die!!!
credit where it's due...
"B ...read more
Enlightenment Progress (29/76)
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Spend a week camping and hiking (no cell phones allowed!)Completed on 01/15/2012
"Dubbed "The Death Hike" My 12 year old lab and I hiked from CrazyWoman Canyon to Story, Wyoming, 67 miles, and 6 days....never been so hungry in my li ...read more"
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Experience Christmas where it doesn't snow
"lots of people want a white christmas.....well after 30 of 'em I wanna green christmas!"
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Survive winter self sufficient somewhere it snows
"I want to do this, because I'm not sure I could handle it"
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Antagonize a cow moose with her youngCompleted on 07/10/2010
"She wouldn't chase me.....maybe was too dark!"
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Completed on 07/17/2010
"ohhh yeah"
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Climb a tall palm tree (no ropes or anything)
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Hang by my feet from a tree branch at least 25' upCompleted on 07/11/2010
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Completed on 08/16/2011
"Encountered a small herd of moose, one gave chase...I ran...fired my gun a couple times.....I lived....damn it..."
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Ride a falling tree to the groundCompleted on 07/06/2010
"it helps to be real drunk"
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"Amsterdam would be great! I hear you can find a great "bud" there!"
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Completed on 06/22/2010
"I finally made it...."
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Visit a Medical Marijuana dispenseryCompleted on 06/21/2010
"God Damn! "
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"I'm not removing any of mine..."
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Experience an indiginous cultures' rite of passageCompleted on 06/14/2002
"4 6ga 6" needles 4 6ga hooks across top of back a little rope, and a hoist! Went into shock after about 15 minutes of suspension #1 Adrenaline rus ...read more"
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"Caving with only a loin cloth, tennis shoes, and a torch"
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Completed on 06/19/1998
"Me, and 8 friends partying, mass mooned my mom as she drove in the driveway at 2am"
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Become so self capable that I could survive the apocalypse
"I'm ready to rock.....I'm a redneck!"
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Solve a mystery while smoking a pipeCompleted on 05/28/2010
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Fire a flaming arrow at somthing explosiveCompleted on 01/15/2012
"Tannerite kicks a whole lot of ass.....it's even legal"
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Completed on 06/12/2010
"The first part aint too bad... The second part IS bad...."
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Fast for 5 days.....water only
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Completed on 03/03/2007
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Disappear for 15 days.....don't tell anybody
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Pack a small bag, go to airport, buy a ticket for next flight out
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Completed on 01/15/2012
"guess I've been doing this for years, never thought about it.....I do it all the time in a particular cave....!"
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Completed on 07/19/2008
"Sounds of the Underground"
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"up a face, no asses, or guides....maybe some gear"
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Write a letter to self, stamp, address to self, hide in library, go find it in 5 years
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Completed on 06/01/2002
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Completed on 05/12/2001
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Completed on 08/22/2001
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Completed on 06/15/2001
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Completed on 05/16/2009
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Watch the northern lights from the top of any mountainCompleted on 03/28/2009
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Bake a rattlesnake stuffed with taters, peppers, onion, and garlicCompleted on 01/15/2012
"too small to bake w/ taters, I skinned it, and chicken fried it.....incredibly tasty....no snake is safe....now I want to eat all I see"
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Completed on 08/13/2008
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Completed on 05/28/2010
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Completed on 05/28/2010
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Drop 2000ft Elevation in 20 minutes on footCompleted on 05/15/2010
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Shit in my hand and throw it at the president of a corporation
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Spend 5 days in wilderness area with only clothes and a knifeCompleted on 08/21/2011
""The Death Hike""
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Watch a launch of the space shuttleCompleted on 07/09/2010
"i seen it on accident last time I was in florida.....was a long time ago"
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"Sounds like something memorable"
people (113)
""The Death Hike""
"too small to bake w/ taters, I skinned it, and chicken fried it.....incredibly tasty....no snake is safe....now I want to eat all I see"
"guess I've been doing this for years, never thought about it.....I do it all the time in a particular cave....!"
"Tannerite kicks a whole lot of ass.....it's even legal"
"Encountered a small herd of moose, one gave chase...I ran...fired my gun a couple times.....I lived....damn it..."

05/16/2012
Buy A Hat Change A Life
Today I bought a beanie, when I took it up to the register the lady serving me told me that these beanies were made in Uganda and if I looked on the inside I could see who made mine. I looked on the i ...read more

05/10/2012
White Cockatoos
All week there has been this god awful noise in our yard at different times of the day and there is all this churned up lawn. Well I went out side the other day and found out what it is it all these w ...read more

05/02/2012
Ross Marathon
After going to the gym tonight I have decided that I’m going to compete in the Ross Marathon in September. I need a good goal to keep me motivated while trying to get fit. There are three lengths th ...read more

04/25/2012
Weekly Blog
Today is ANZAC Day so I have the day. I went to the Dawn service this morning I have made it a bit of a tradition I have been to the dawn service for the past 8 years it feels good to get up early and ...read more
"Hopefully something with Gerard Butler or Matt Damon in it :)"
"I want to...yea, I need to :)"
"I have wanted to do this for ages but I'm a bit chicken about the whole thing. I think if it's on here I will make myself do it. Who knows I might save someones life."

04/18/2012
Locked Out
I seem to be locking my self out of my car even more lately than normal for some reason I don't know why. Today I did it at my house which would have been fine except my sister is a little paranoid an ...read more

04/17/2012
My neighbour is an idiot
We have just started Autum over here which means that the fire ban is over but were told we still need to be carefull. This evening our neighbours decided to bild a massive bonfire and light it right ...read more










